A recent ym conversation:

aaron: hello
kezia_jlim: morning!
aaron: how are u?
kezia_jlim: good... uh... ok lang naman.. kaw?
aaron: eto gawa application for a supervisor position
kezia_jlim: cool!
kezia_jlim: apply ka na for a different position?
kezia_jlim: anong app yan?
aaron: ha?
kezia_jlim: ai sorry.. iba siguro intindi ko.. sabi mo kasi gawa ka ng application for a supervisor position?
aaron: ah hindi nagaaply kasi ako for supervisor so nagfifill up ako ng essay for the form hehehehe
aaron: comsci msyado thinking mo

*looks at myself and says Ewwww*